Title: and then there was a squid.
Author: Netgirl_y2k
Recipient: ionlylurkhere
Fandom: Doctor Who
Pairing: Tegan/Nyssa
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,300
Summary: The Doctor takes Tegan and Nyssa on holiday, and it's not even to a quarry.

It's just not cricket

Title: Not Exactly Human
Author: netgirl_y2k
Recipient: swatkat24
Fandom: Discworld
Pairing: Susan/Angua
Rating: PG
Word Count: 1,900
Summary: Death (temporary holiday cover) and a werewolf (human shaped) walked into a bar and proceeded to get quite merrily drunk.

Go on, have a footnote.